If chicky-poo tries to set me up again with someone she hasn't met (but I have), I'm gonna flip out. We've gone through the main reason why I will never date this person before, but for whatever reason, she can't get it through her head that we're just friends, and will never be more than that. Grr.

chicky-poo: But I just want someone to be happy, that's all.
me: Uh...I've been intentionally single for a long time. Think that's just by chance?

Some people just don't get it.